A Cure for Ricky

Finally, Rick "man-on-dog" Santorum can rest easy: Andrew Sullivan reports that some Iraqi fundies are calling for goats to don diapers to help keep goatherders chaste. As Santorum and Bill O'Reilly are fond of telling us, once fags start getting hitched, next thing you know you'll be marrying a goat. Even worse: a gay goat. (Even worse: a gay terrorist-loving Wahabbist Lamont-supporting goat.)

So here's a thought: Ricky and Billy can help lonely rural men resist their sweating bestial yearnings by selling animal diapers. Hey, why not go even further: put anti-bestiality Bible verses on them in case the bestially inclined decide to "change" the diapers often.

Of course, there is a downside here. You know full well that once they start selling animal diapers, animal lingerie will follow soon after....

(Via the NYT Opinionator.)

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