Hey, while I'm "posting" on a "blog," I may as well mention that the most American song ever written, the most Thomas-Paine-friendly lyrics ever (sorry, conservatives, you like the King, not the Congress, and Mr. Paine, that proto-socialist, you would loathe) is Rage Against the Machine's "Killing in the Name of." No, it's not the kind of song the American non-government has loved for sixty years, it's the kind that your janitor will fucking love. Anybody who doesn't agree, unless you've got a more uppity song, go do something offensive with yourself*.
And, no, I don't need any goddamned credit or a better mattress, so STOP CALLING ME. And yes, Hillary, this means you.
*No I don't mean it, but I had to write it.