Schiavo: The Movie

Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the TV (well, after next week's Pope tributes), Wingnut Daily reports that CBS has rushed a TV movie of the Terri Schiavo media orgy family drama, just in time for May sweeps.

Unable to let their close friend "Terri" go, WND describes Michael Schiavo as "her estranged husband" and mischaracterizes Mrs. Schiavo's death as by "court-ordered starvation" instead of dehydration.

According to WND, CBS's upcoming snuff film "reportedly will feature 'Felicity' star Keri Russell to star as America's tragic heroine and Dean Cain of 'Lois and Clark' as the husband who relentlessly seeks an end to her life." Clearly, Joseph Farah will never die of shame.