Singles night at...Wal Mart? Now's the time to (ahem) whip out the innuendo in the produce and meat sections. (Via Think Progress.)
WOMAN: That's a really big...jicama you've got there.
MAN: [Eyes jicama in his cart, then eggplants in her cart] Thanks. I like your eggplants. They look firm.
WOMAN: Thanks.
Awkward pause. The two eye vegetables on the shelves.
MAN: Do you like pork loin?
WOMAN: [Pause] Only if it's marinated.
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