3.31.2005

Wolf Blitzer to Friend: Thank Fucking God That's Over

ATLANTA, GA - "Thank fucking God that's over," Wolf Blitzer was overheard saying to a confidant today. He added, "Now I can get some motherfucking sleep."

The CNN anchorman and reporter was overheard at Micah's, a local bar, after announcing on television that Terri Schiavo, a brain-damaged Florida woman who had been the center of what some claim was a "media frenzy" for the past two weeks, had just died.

Blitzer added that he felt "just terrible for her family," while eyeing the bartender and tapping his recently emptied shot glass. Adding, "I can't imagine what they must be going through. But what a fucking relief."

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