Hippie Couple Behaves According to Stereotype

ALBUQUERQUE — A young hippie couple behaved according to stereotype earlier today, witnesses said. Seen shopping in a local Sav-A-Center supermarket, two fellow shoppers witnessed the couple purchase Ben and Jerry’s “Phish Food” ice cream at the checkout counter.

“I like looked at Stacy,” said eyewitness Ryan Dupuis, “and she like looked at me, and we almost busted out laughing.”

Eyewitness Stacy Holsteinhoffer agreed. “It was like so surreal,” she said, adding that it was also like a bad joke, because it was “so obvious.”