Craig's List Addict

My uncle, the Craig's List addict, has expanded his fake-ad operation. His latest venture is here. Highlight:

I'm single, have no children, am 6'-1" with dark hair and easy on the eyes (I guess you could say I'm tall, dark and handsome!). With two degrees (in Education and Library Science) I'm educated and a good conversationalist. I'm a good listener, like to cuddle and am a gourmet cook. I'm also very fit, enjoy ballroom dancing and listening to music. I'm spiritual; in fact I'm an active Methodist, but would consider changing churches or religions for the right woman. Or even not going to church at all if that's a problem for you.