Gay Necrophiliacs Do the Strangest Things

In case you missed this important development, here's the scoop on a gay, necrophiliac duck. (Via Andrew Sullivan.) Funny how Mullah Dobson has nothing to say on the subject. After all, this is further evidence that homosexuality is unnatural. Maybe the duck was the victim of bad parenting. (But to be fair to the duck, he didn't dig up his partner, he just took advantage of him once he was dead. So it was more like raping an unconscious person. For, you know, 75 minutes.)