InJustice Sunday II: Holy Shit

I popped over to the Family Research Council to see what they thought of the new nominee for the Supremes and guess what I saw? An ad for "Justice Sunday II." This time starring Watergate criminal and Spirit-filled liar Deep-Throat-defamer Chuck Colson, FRC prez Tony Perkins, Mullah Dobson, Phyllis Schlafly (wince) and (drum-roll, please) the most pissed-off politico in America, Bush's slobbering minion, the undead Zell Miller. With special musical performances by Lee Greenwood, some other guy and a Jesus-rock hottie. Justice Sunday II - "God Save the United States and this Honorable Court" is coming to a TV, radio, church or Internets near you on August 14 at 7 PM EDT. The official site's here.