Luntzing You

Here's the next 20 pages of Luntziana (part 2, pp. 21-40). Don't you think "Luntz" would make a nice verb? But for what? As a noun, it sounds like an exotic cheese or sandwich meat ("I'll have luntz on rye with muenster"). As a verb, it sounds cruel. Noirish:

I stroked her hair and ran my fingertips along her cheekbone. She looked up at me longingly, never suspecting my intent. Gazing into her soft blue eyes, I slide my hand across her throat and then, in one swift move, I luntzed her and she collapsed onto the floor.

UPDATE: Full Luntz strategy report here.