Luke Thomas

A friend of mine sent me this priceless post. Hysterical and (unfortunately) true. Sample paragraph (and it's not the best one, either):

How about the vote for the authorization of force for the Iraq war? Who voted against it? Most vocally for the Democrats was West Virginia Senator Robert Byrd. Now there's someone you want on your side. When this lunatic, grizzly mountain man isn't sitting on his front porch in flannel shirts and overalls playing "Cotton Eye Joe" on his XXX moonshine bottle, he's out promoting race relations by cutting eye holes in his white bed sheets.