Persona Non Blogga

The non-existent Jeff Gannon doesn't have a blog here. And no, you can't contact him here. (From Wonkette.) During a recent non-interview with Not Wolf Blitzer, Not Gannon remarked that "French New Wave films make me sick and I bet John Kerry would have been the first president to enjoy French New Wave films." If so, it would've been long overdue.

Gannon's Guckert's questionable taste aside, that's a pretty strong statement. Even Armageddon didn't make me sick. Even Con Air didn't, though it came close. In fact, I'm hard-pressed to come up with any movie that made me sick. Then again, Gannon may just be a drama queen.

(If you missed the Daily Show tonight, catch the rerun tomorrow: Gannon was a prime target.)