Not that I'm against fellatio, just against Pat "Memory Pill" Roberts giving it repeatedly to the entire population of the White House. (Don't forget the little fellas, Pat.) The good folks at Think Progress have a "comprehensive report" on the many and varied ways in which the Kansas Kocksucker's kovered up for his favorite fellatee (is that a word?). I'll tire of insulting Mr. Roberts when his knees give out--and that's not gonna happen soon (hey, Pat, remember "Phase II"?).