How Low Can Bush's Dick Go?

With his approval rating at a mere 18%, Dick Cheney's popularity is, well, nonexistent. If only he could get those numbers up and keep them up. Even O.J. Simpson and Michael Jackson are more popular than Dick Cheney. The only celebrity less popular? Paris Hilton. (Via Raw Story. I'd link to the WaPo piece about Dick's loss of, shall we say, heft, but their site's inaccessible right now. In any case, Dick should know that firm approval ratings, while easily attained in the flower of youth, inevitable decline, or sag, with age. As Dick ages, his blood flow decreases, and it becomes harder to sustain the big, firm numbers he needs to please the American people.)