Sam Kinison on the Downing Street Memo

British Prime Minister Tony Blair is coming to a cesspool Washington near you. He's supposed to push debt-relief for Africa and a reduction in the insane amount of exhaust emanating from the anal sphincter of the United States. We're happy about that, even if Blair fails utterly in his mission. We don't really care, but wouldn't it be a little dramatic and thus entertaining if some pinko reporter took advantage of a joint press conference to ask both leaders about a certain DOWNING STREET MEMO?

As Sam Kinison told me in a dream last night, "HOW ABOUT THE DOWNING STREET MEMO, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!??? YOU WERE AT THE MEETING, TONY. IS THE MEMO CORRECT IN ITS DESCRIPTION OF THAT MEETING? DID YOU TALK WITH DEARLOVE, WHO MET WITH SENIOR ADMINISTRATION OFFICIALS? HUH? DID YOU? IS HE RELIABLE? A SENIOR ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL SEZ HE IS! SO MISTER PRESIDENT, IS WHAT DEARLOVE SAID TRUE? HUH!!!??? IS IT!? IS IT!? DID, AS SEYMOUR HERSH REPORTED IN 2003, YOU STOVEPIPE, OR "FIX" THE INTELLIGENCE TO FIT THE POLICY, AS ANYONE WITH A FUCKING BRAIN COULD TELL YOU DID!? HUH!? YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! EVERYONE KNEW THE NIGER STORY WAS BULLSHIT, BUT YOU, YOU AND UNCLE DICK AND YOUR SUCK MONKEY RUMMY KEPT PUSHING IT! AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WHEN YOU WERE WITH SHARON, DID YOU SPIT OR SWALLOW!?"

But that's Sam Kinison, not me. I have no interest in the Downing Street Memo whatsoever.