It took 'em a while to get their thoughts in order, but God bless 'em, here's the Approved Wingnut Script on Deep Throat:
He and his cohorts at the Post are responsible for the rise of Pol Pot and the Cambodian genocide. Link.
You gotta love 'em.
It gives us an idea for a game, a kind of world-historical "Six Degrees of Separation." See if you can, in six steps or fewer, blame arbitrary people for seemingly unconnected world events:
1) Herbert Hoover for the fall of the Berlin Wall (easy one).
2) Martin Luther for the Marburg virus outbreak in Africa (don't worry, they'll get harder).
3) Thomas a Becket for the sinking of the Bismarck.
4) Ex-MTV VJ Nina Blackwood for the 1994 Northridge earthquake.
and finally:
5) Jerry Jeff Walker for 9/11.
Make up your own! Have fun! The possibilities are endless!
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