This comment’s put me in a liturgical mood. Luckily, my girlfriend got a yen for Ben and Jerry’s; when she brought some New York Super Fudge Chunk home from the store and tasted it, she held the pint aloft and intoned: “Fuck me now, hard and sideways, from the back and up the ass.” (For the hard up, let me clarify: it's an expression of joy, not a directive or an imperative.) I think we could base a liturgy on that. Any ideas for other verses, let me know.
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