Prostrate Yourselves, O Ye Unworthy!

Had we not abandoned the old ways, the Newtown massacre never would've happened. Had we not abandoned the path of truth of the Mighty Cthulhu in schools for the effete religion of the demigod Jesus, let alone the foolishness of atheistic "liberty," there would be no violence in our schools. Instead, the heads of our mortal enemies, the Islamofascists and Mexicans, would ring the Pentagon as a warning to all those who would tread on our sacred forests and lands! Hail the Mighty Cthulhu! All hail!