So I'm buying a pepper mill as a wedding present for a friend in Philly. I go to the "enter gift message" screen and, as I'm divorced, can't think of anything to write but "I hope it works out," "Good luck with that," and "I hope you guys stay together." Lovely. As my friend K. said about my quandry, "Jaded much?"
On a related note, here's my friend Liz bitching about how everyone around her's gettin hitched but her boyfriend's deployed in Iraq.