Mischievous Hard Motor

The following appeared in my email this morning, with the subject line "NOT ONLY RICH CAN AFFORD BRANDED WATCH, U CAN GET ONE AT $160 or":

profession parents gym anything.
added is commit commit money studied. prison side mischievous respect
development, she social back anybody explain.
is pride my promised explain.
beautiful suddenly the filled my. mischievous hard motor reply arms light. make
taught find hard you.
end added force shining off you? black the corner different black carefully.
different off appearance wanted miserable.

Almost sublime nonsense. I especially like "make taught find hard you" and "black the corner different black carefully." "Mischievous hard motor" would make a good band name.

UPDATE: Today, this succint gem arrived with the subject line "Fannie, your refill is due."

desire embarrass shining,
bridge commit necessary. saying horses filled not? better miles pretty husband.
changed justice word?
pretty filled argue you within. argue wonder disappoint arm within latter.
become science again, disease nothing longer. gym grave next.