<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523</id><updated>2011-11-25T11:58:58.221-08:00</updated><title type='text'>realitique</title><subtitle type='html'>politics + culture + a little night music</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' 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href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/4057896760695854899/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=4057896760695854899' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4057896760695854899'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4057896760695854899'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2011/11/ww4.html' title='WW4'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-7437067178797041294</id><published>2011-10-14T10:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-14T10:11:53.953-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bank Transfer Day</title><summary type='text'>November 5 is apparently the day to say "fuck you" to your ginormous banking conglomerate.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/7437067178797041294/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=7437067178797041294' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/7437067178797041294'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/7437067178797041294'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2011/10/bank-transfer-day.html' title='Bank Transfer Day'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-5592038245710119679</id><published>2010-05-12T16:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-12T16:49:30.125-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Archives</title><summary type='text'>I'm not sure what's going on, but the dates in the archives are all screwed up.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/5592038245710119679/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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Satanic Verses</title><summary type='text'>The book I read that got me writing books. Happy 20th Anniversary.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/1843952637265208426/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=1843952637265208426' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/1843952637265208426'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/1843952637265208426'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2009/02/satanic-verses.html' title='The Satanic Verses'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-510626482686313672</id><published>2009-02-18T15:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-18T15:50:51.560-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Truth and Consequences</title><summary type='text'>Plenty of people have written eloquent, unassailable arguments for why we're obliged to prosecute the lawbreakers of the previous Administration. Here is another.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/510626482686313672/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=510626482686313672' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/510626482686313672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/510626482686313672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2009/02/truth-and-consequences.html' title='Truth and Consequences'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-8230440424706014599</id><published>2009-02-09T12:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-09T12:09:49.681-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What Cooked the Economy?</title><summary type='text'>A wide-ranging explanation of why we're hemorrhaging money.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/8230440424706014599/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=8230440424706014599' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/8230440424706014599'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/8230440424706014599'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2009/02/what-cooked-economy.html' title='What Cooked the Economy?'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-7225757637083871407</id><published>2008-12-13T17:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-13T17:01:29.861-08:00</updated><title type='text'>On Eve of Bailout, Vitter Proposes Wage Reduction for Prostitutes</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/7225757637083871407/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' 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src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-1912282046220162511</id><published>2008-12-10T15:49:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T15:49:14.328-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Fitzgerald to Pre-Indict Next Illinois Governor</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/1912282046220162511/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=1912282046220162511' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/1912282046220162511'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/1912282046220162511'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/12/fitzgerald-to-pre-indict-next-illinois.html' title='Fitzgerald to Pre-Indict Next Illinois Governor'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-3971484547671105488</id><published>2008-12-08T11:24:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T15:02:53.903-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Michael Moore Would 'Go Naked' for Right Role</title><summary type='text'>What, you want a story after that?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/3971484547671105488/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-4835668960747184243</id><published>2008-11-04T07:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-04T07:58:50.360-08:00</updated><title type='text'>John McCain Appointed Guardian of White House Lawn</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/4835668960747184243/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=4835668960747184243' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4835668960747184243'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4835668960747184243'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/11/john-mccain-appointed-guardian-of-white.html' title='John McCain Appointed Guardian of White House Lawn'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-2671033614397422256</id><published>2008-09-27T12:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-27T12:45:26.506-07:00</updated><title type='text'>RIP Paul Newman</title><summary type='text'>Who doesn't wish they could live that long and that well, and give the world such a legacy?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/2671033614397422256/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=2671033614397422256' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/2671033614397422256'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/2671033614397422256'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/09/rip-paul-newman.html' title='RIP Paul Newman'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-7780121384306765464</id><published>2008-08-06T10:21:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-06T10:22:20.555-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Real War</title><summary type='text'>Some disturbing clips of a Baghdad journalist's return to his home town. (h/t Raw Story.)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/7780121384306765464/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=7780121384306765464' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/7780121384306765464'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/7780121384306765464'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/08/real-war.html' title='The Real War'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-7659309689873842398</id><published>2008-08-03T14:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-03T14:20:37.482-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Video Clips from Iraq</title><summary type='text'>Crooks 'n Liars found this revealng post of YouTube clips from Iraq. Won't see this stuff on the teevee.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/7659309689873842398/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=7659309689873842398' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/7659309689873842398'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/7659309689873842398'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/08/video-clips-from-iraq.html' title='Video Clips from Iraq'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-3620068124568311541</id><published>2008-08-02T12:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-02T12:27:33.434-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What a Surprise</title><summary type='text'>Seems the CIA was protecting recently captured Serbian war criminal Rodovan Karadzic for years. Boy, would I like to know why. According to the report, the deal was that he'd have informal protection and immunity from arrest as long as he stayed out of Serbian political affairs. But he jess couldn't hep hissef:"Karadzic, indicted for genocide and war crimes, was under the US protection until 2000</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/3620068124568311541/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=3620068124568311541' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/3620068124568311541'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/3620068124568311541'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/08/what-surprise.html' title='What a Surprise'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-3893957799073503688</id><published>2008-08-01T13:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T18:00:06.335-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tying up Loose Ends</title><summary type='text'>Suddenly, out of nowhere, the gov't claims that a guy you've never heard of, a Mr. Bruce E. Ivins, a scientist with anthrax-access at Fort Detrick, Maryland, where we knew the Ames strain of anthrax used in the post-9/11 anthrax attacks* came from, committed suicide right before being charged with being behind such attacks. Allegedly, Mr. Ivins was depressed for the last month or so before his </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/3893957799073503688/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=3893957799073503688' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/3893957799073503688'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/3893957799073503688'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/08/tying-up-loose-ends.html' title='Tying up Loose Ends'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-3309712517528252367</id><published>2008-08-01T10:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-01T10:51:47.396-07:00</updated><title type='text'>It's a Class War, Stupid</title><summary type='text'>The single best article I've ever read on the state of the country and how our presidential campaigns never address it. A must read.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/3309712517528252367/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=3309712517528252367' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/3309712517528252367'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/3309712517528252367'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/08/its-class-war-stupid.html' title='It&apos;s a Class War, Stupid'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-4788177787121397330</id><published>2008-07-31T09:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-31T09:53:17.149-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bush Cronies not Immune from Supoenas</title><summary type='text'>Shocking ruling from a Federal judge today. You mean...there's more than one branch of government?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/4788177787121397330/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=4788177787121397330' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4788177787121397330'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4788177787121397330'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/bush-cronies-not-immune-from-supoenas.html' title='Bush Cronies not Immune from Supoenas'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-4773416168257568893</id><published>2008-07-30T21:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-31T10:54:08.863-07:00</updated><title type='text'>blogsturbation</title><summary type='text'>"Blogging is like masturbating in front of a mirror while you're videotaping it so you can maturbate to it later."--Lewis Black, Root of All Evil, 7.30.08</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/4773416168257568893/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=4773416168257568893' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4773416168257568893'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4773416168257568893'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/blogsturbation.html' title='blogsturbation'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-2607404303431083847</id><published>2008-07-30T17:40:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-30T17:40:38.379-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Price of Gas</title><summary type='text'>Pretty much sums it up.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/2607404303431083847/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=2607404303431083847' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/2607404303431083847'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/2607404303431083847'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/price-of-gas.html' title='The Price of Gas'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-3095910773816643431</id><published>2008-07-30T16:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-30T16:27:23.841-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Real Meaning of Sacrifice</title><summary type='text'>Why can't we have fun politicians like this?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/3095910773816643431/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=3095910773816643431' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/3095910773816643431'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/3095910773816643431'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/real-meaning-of-sacrifice.html' title='The Real Meaning of Sacrifice'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-3377245237130616389</id><published>2008-07-25T07:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-25T07:34:43.404-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Those Aliens</title><summary type='text'>Edgar Mitchell speaks. He claims aliens have visited and are visiting us, and that he's been privy to this information. It's sad. Not that I'm not surprised, but that all I care about is whether the aliens will push Pelosi and Conyers to open impeachment hearings. I mean, come on, help us already. Short of that, do they want anything we can sell them?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/3377245237130616389/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=3377245237130616389' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/3377245237130616389'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/3377245237130616389'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/those-aliens.html' title='Those Aliens'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-7147820008428606493</id><published>2008-07-23T10:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-23T11:19:48.315-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Church Committe (Reprise)</title><summary type='text'>Here's a little hope: Salon reports we could get (cross your fingers) an in-dept Congressional investigation of illegal domestic spying, rendition, and use of military assets to potentially spy on Americans. Unfortunately, Salon also reports that domestic surveillance is likely far, far worse than previously reported (note: there have been hints of this for years, but little real information).</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/7147820008428606493/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=7147820008428606493' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/7147820008428606493'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/7147820008428606493'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/church-committe-reprise.html' title='Church Committe (Reprise)'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-7933451667008611318</id><published>2008-07-22T17:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-22T17:39:51.569-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Insurance Company Rules</title><summary type='text'>Funny--and, sadly, true.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/7933451667008611318/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=7933451667008611318' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/7933451667008611318'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/7933451667008611318'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/insurance-company-rules.html' title='Insurance Company Rules'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-705161846973030220</id><published>2008-07-22T09:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-22T16:41:52.603-07:00</updated><title type='text'>WaPo's Grandpa Simpson</title><summary type='text'>Richard Cohen has started yelling at clouds. I understand Cohen's problem with tattoos; they're a mystery to me, too.  But I can't fathom why he, a so-called journalist, would bother to write such a  screed without even talking to some people who have tattoos. Cohen spoke  with a college professor who supposedly knows something about kids today. Whoopee. Did it occur to him to speak with a  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/705161846973030220/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=705161846973030220' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/705161846973030220'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/705161846973030220'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/wapos-grandpa-simpson.html' title='WaPo&apos;s Grandpa Simpson'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-228622027167294777</id><published>2008-07-21T19:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-21T19:42:46.492-07:00</updated><title type='text'>It's Alive!</title><summary type='text'>Zugernat lives. For those unfamiliar with the zine, it's a literary journal Lein Shory (The Irate Savant) and others published years ago. He's put it up again in anticipation of another venture....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/228622027167294777/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=228622027167294777' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/228622027167294777'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/228622027167294777'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/its-alive.html' title='It&apos;s Alive!'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-2120446143093472892</id><published>2008-07-21T16:01:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-21T16:05:19.351-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Iraq-Pakistan Border Cafe</title><summary type='text'>In Richmond, Virginia, there's a restaurant named The Texas-Wisconsin Border Cafe. I'm not sure, since I ate there about 18 years ago, but I think I had some duck with Texas toast. In any case, John McCain seems to have an imagination similar to that of the founder of that cafe. Except in this case, he thinks Iraq and Pakistan share a border. TPM's video guy makes the revelation hilarious.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/2120446143093472892/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=2120446143093472892' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/2120446143093472892'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/2120446143093472892'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/iraq-pakistan-border-cafe.html' title='The Iraq-Pakistan Border Cafe'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-8226608679158550359</id><published>2008-07-20T15:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-20T15:42:01.431-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Price of Oil</title><summary type='text'>An excellent article on the price of oil and gasoline and why ExxonMobil sucks ass.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/8226608679158550359/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=8226608679158550359' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/8226608679158550359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/8226608679158550359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/price-of-oil.html' title='The Price of Oil'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-4718809206803312809</id><published>2008-07-17T11:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-17T11:04:12.349-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Don't Come in My Ear</title><summary type='text'>Harry Shearer gives us another installment of behind-the-scenes satellite news feeds. This time it's Laura Ingram. The key moment is after the 7:00 mark.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/4718809206803312809/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=4718809206803312809' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4718809206803312809'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4718809206803312809'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/dont-come-in-my-ear.html' title='Don&apos;t Come in My Ear'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-1892020728582324778</id><published>2008-07-16T19:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-16T19:32:43.398-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Secret Sopoenas?</title><summary type='text'>Troubling.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/1892020728582324778/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=1892020728582324778' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/1892020728582324778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/1892020728582324778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/secret-sopoenas.html' title='Secret Sopoenas?'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-3693034216643121942</id><published>2008-07-12T10:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-12T10:35:44.718-07:00</updated><title type='text'>So Long, Tony Snow</title><summary type='text'>I hated Tony Snow as a "press secretary" but I wished him well with cancer. No one in that position deserves cancer, and his family deserves it even less. They won't read this, but all due respect to him and all due compassion to his family, which must be suffering terribly right now. It's a terrible loss.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/3693034216643121942/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=3693034216643121942' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/3693034216643121942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/3693034216643121942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/so-long-tony-snow.html' title='So Long, Tony Snow'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-535817711286572497</id><published>2008-07-10T16:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-10T16:51:30.459-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dear Traitor</title><summary type='text'>Dear Senator Landrieu:Please be advised that, because you violated your oath of office in voting for the unconstitutional FISA bill, I will be giving money to any progressive candidate who runs against you in every election until you are ousted from the seat you sullied with your pro-fascist votes (remember your inexcusable, pro-corporate bankruptcy bill vote?). You don't deserve any job with </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/535817711286572497/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=535817711286572497' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/535817711286572497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/535817711286572497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/dear-traitor.html' title='Dear Traitor'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-1376140543589853179</id><published>2008-07-09T11:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-09T11:39:24.134-07:00</updated><title type='text'>preggers</title><summary type='text'>the world is fullof many worlds, andthe world is oneof many, too.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/1376140543589853179/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=1376140543589853179' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/1376140543589853179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/1376140543589853179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/preggers.html' title='preggers'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-5507500559620764095</id><published>2008-07-09T08:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-09T08:25:41.203-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Heckuva Job</title><summary type='text'>John McCain should be applauded for his choice of campaign consultants--especially when it comes to speech writers and those coaching him on speaking style. These brilliant artisans have furnished their employer with a casualness that easily trounces his opponent's hamfisted attempts at eloquence. The easy laugh. The natural, confident grin. Realitique™ recommends that Senator McCain give these </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/5507500559620764095/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=5507500559620764095' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/5507500559620764095'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/5507500559620764095'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/heckuva-job.html' title='Heckuva Job'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-9082380642775606958</id><published>2008-07-07T22:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-07T22:24:41.993-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Where Do You See Bush in Five Years?</title><summary type='text'>This post contains both the funniest conservatron musing ever and the funniest comment thread ever. Evah.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/9082380642775606958/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=9082380642775606958' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/9082380642775606958'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/9082380642775606958'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/where-do-you-see-bush-in-five-years.html' title='Where Do You See Bush in Five Years?'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-3806606895685090706</id><published>2008-07-07T15:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-08T12:28:36.765-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mawage...Twew Wuv....</title><summary type='text'>So I'm buying a pepper mill as a wedding present for a friend in Philly. I go to the "enter gift message" screen and, as I'm divorced, can't think of anything to write but "I hope it works out," "Good luck with that," and "I hope you guys stay together." Lovely. As my friend K. said about my quandry, "Jaded much?"On a related note, here's my friend Liz bitching about how everyone around her's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/3806606895685090706/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=3806606895685090706' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/3806606895685090706'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/3806606895685090706'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/mawagetwew-wuv.html' title='Mawage...Twew Wuv....'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-805276480959316132</id><published>2008-07-07T11:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-07T11:46:35.583-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tell Reid to Pull the FISA Bill</title><summary type='text'>From Democracy for America:Today may be our last chance to stop senators from voting to pass the so-called FISA "compromise" bill.Last week, thousands of us called our own senators. Thousands more DFA members personally delivered our message to senators at their district offices. And tomorrow every senator will receive DFA petition signatures from members in their district demanding they stand up</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/805276480959316132/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=805276480959316132' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/805276480959316132'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/805276480959316132'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/tell-reid-to-pull-fisa-bill.html' title='Tell Reid to Pull the FISA Bill'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-6847012710452413314</id><published>2008-07-07T11:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-07T11:47:39.940-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How Domestic Surveillance Affects You and Me</title><summary type='text'>A must read. The "hoovering" of data, in both senses of the word.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/6847012710452413314/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=6847012710452413314' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/6847012710452413314'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/6847012710452413314'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/07/how-domestic-surveillance-affects-you.html' title='How Domestic Surveillance Affects You and Me'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-1289985033639696394</id><published>2008-06-28T13:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-28T13:15:58.785-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Goodbye, George II</title><summary type='text'>An excellent tribute to the radical that was George Carlin is in The Nation. Here's the last part of the piece, from one of Carlin's most recent interviews:"There is a certain amount of righteous indignation I hold for this culture, because to get back to the real root of it, to get broader about it, my opinion that is my species -- and my culture in America specifically -- have let me down and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/1289985033639696394/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=1289985033639696394' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/1289985033639696394'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/1289985033639696394'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/06/goodbye-george-ii.html' title='Goodbye, George II'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-4757273990238736649</id><published>2008-06-26T11:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-26T11:07:31.815-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Super Happy Bible Day!</title><summary type='text'>In honor of self-described non-theologian James Dobson's criticism of how Obama's ignant black ass reads his white Christian Good Book all wrong an shit, here are some heart-warming Bible stories of rape and slaughter, depicted with (wait for it) LEGOs:Here and here.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/4757273990238736649/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=4757273990238736649' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4757273990238736649'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4757273990238736649'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/06/super-happy-bible-day.html' title='Super Happy Bible Day!'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-7361825839641130382</id><published>2008-06-26T10:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-26T10:30:36.064-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Can O' Whoopass</title><summary type='text'>Time to bitch-slap the Dems who voted for the new, improved ("Now with less freedom!") FISA bill. Click here to donate to a worthy cause.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/7361825839641130382/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=7361825839641130382' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/7361825839641130382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/7361825839641130382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/06/can-o-whoopass.html' title='Can O&apos; Whoopass'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-278061417454425636</id><published>2008-06-26T10:27:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-26T10:28:22.935-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Maureen Dowd Revealed</title><summary type='text'>This flowchart explains a lot. (Via HuffPo.)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/278061417454425636/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=278061417454425636' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/278061417454425636'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/278061417454425636'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/06/maureen-dowd-revealed.html' title='Maureen Dowd Revealed'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-6884900056451599979</id><published>2008-06-26T09:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-26T10:32:04.778-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dear Senator</title><summary type='text'>A cousin of mine sent his former senator David Vitter:Senator Vitter,   I couldn't help noticing that in the ready-made 'topic' drop-down menu for email correspondence, you have "2nd Amendment Rights" (which I support, by the way) but you do not have 4th amendment rights.  Why not?    Perhaps because you sold the 4th amendment up the river?  Your support for S.2248 is a disgrace to the state of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/6884900056451599979/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=6884900056451599979' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/6884900056451599979'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/6884900056451599979'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/06/dear-senator.html' title='Dear Senator'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-4102588118456669022</id><published>2008-06-23T18:22:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-23T18:32:36.913-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Quiero Hondurans</title><summary type='text'>The other day I was looking at a house I'll probably buy. After touring it, my realtor and a friend of mine were sitting on the porch, discussing options, when the issue of renovation crews came up. I mentioned that my friend Geoffrey had a crew of Hondurans whom he'd paid to help renovate another place, but he would trust them only with gutting and so forth. Then my realtor, who has a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/4102588118456669022/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=4102588118456669022' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4102588118456669022'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4102588118456669022'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/06/quiero-hondurans.html' title='Quiero Hondurans'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-159427268112961525</id><published>2008-06-23T15:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-23T18:34:48.838-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Another Terrorist Attack a "Big Advantage" for McCain</title><summary type='text'>Is there something you'd like to share with the class, Mr. Black?Hopefully, in the next six months we won't bomb Iran and facilitate suffer another attack on U.S. soil--possibly by folks falsely tied to Iran, resulting in the institution of martial law.Full disclosure: While I would make a killing in blood money if we bombed Iran, for some reason I can't bring myself to support such a heinous, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/159427268112961525/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=159427268112961525' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/159427268112961525'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/159427268112961525'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/06/another-terrorist-attack-advantage-for.html' title='Another Terrorist Attack a &quot;Big Advantage&quot; for McCain'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-2439738043544379149</id><published>2008-06-23T13:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-23T13:59:52.510-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bush War Crimes Conference</title><summary type='text'>I'm salivating at the prospect.... Highlight:"This is not intended to be a mere discussion of violations of law that have occurred," stated [Lawrence Velvel, the dean of the Massachusetts School of Law at Andover] in a press release. "It is, rather, intended to be a planning conference at which plans will be laid and necessary organizational structures set up, to pursue the guilty as long as </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/2439738043544379149/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=2439738043544379149' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/2439738043544379149'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/2439738043544379149'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/06/bush-war-crimes-conference.html' title='Bush War Crimes Conference'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-4782432474564195751</id><published>2008-06-23T11:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-23T11:42:56.667-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Goodbye, George</title><summary type='text'>He lived better than most of us could hope to. Too bad he died before the FCC. Condolences to his wife and family.Jon Stewart interviews with Carlin.NYT remembers Carlin.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/4782432474564195751/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=4782432474564195751' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4782432474564195751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4782432474564195751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/06/goodbye-george.html' title='Goodbye, George'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-1046923157471358319</id><published>2008-06-21T15:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-21T15:26:51.854-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gay Marriage</title><summary type='text'>"Getting married for sex is like taking a flight to London for the salted peanuts."A Prairie Home Companion, 6.21.08</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/1046923157471358319/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=1046923157471358319' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/1046923157471358319'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/1046923157471358319'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/06/gay-marriage.html' title='Gay Marriage'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-3827753027683134994</id><published>2008-06-20T12:59:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-20T13:00:51.001-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Remember: It Was Never About The Oil</title><summary type='text'>It was about WMD, then freedom and democracy. It was never about oil.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/3827753027683134994/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=3827753027683134994' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/3827753027683134994'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/3827753027683134994'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/06/remember-it-was-never-about-oil.html' title='Remember: It Was Never About The Oil'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-4499799036479053343</id><published>2008-06-14T11:31:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-14T11:33:16.236-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Quote of the Day</title><summary type='text'>"It's not one society. There are sweeping conspiracy theories about the Masons, Bilderbergers, Trilateral Commission and Counsel of Foreign Relations. I know people in all these entities, and most of them couldn't find their ass in a well-lighted room. It's much more prosaic and nuanced than that."Steven Greer</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/4499799036479053343/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=4499799036479053343' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4499799036479053343'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4499799036479053343'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2008/06/quote-of-day.html' title='Quote of the Day'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-1658431443126146842</id><published>2007-08-19T11:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-19T14:08:33.321-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Pitter Patter of New Technology</title><summary type='text'>This is fascinating. But even more fascinating is this. And then there's this.</summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.chops.com/Display_Innovations/Sound_Beam_Projection.htm' title='The Pitter Patter of New Technology'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/1658431443126146842/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=1658431443126146842' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/1658431443126146842'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/1658431443126146842'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2007/08/pitter-patter-of-new-technology.html' title='The Pitter Patter of New Technology'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-2844210345682868582</id><published>2007-07-31T08:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-31T08:16:36.027-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bye, bye, Ingmar</title><summary type='text'>What a sad day. Post-Bergman era now begins. At least there's this: If anyone left an indelible mark upon cinema, it was Bergman (pronounced "berryman"?--depends on that Norwegian and Swede I met on a train years ago). I hope he tells Orson Welles hello.Take a gander.Oh, yeah, and there's something going on with that Attorney General....</summary><link rel='related' href='http://www.slate.com/id/2171375/nav/tap3/' title='Bye, bye, Ingmar'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/2844210345682868582/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=2844210345682868582' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/2844210345682868582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/2844210345682868582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2007/07/bye-bye-ingmar.html' title='Bye, bye, Ingmar'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-3902730639388609260</id><published>2007-03-19T15:00:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-19T15:01:27.306-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Love and Death</title><summary type='text'>And yet a kiss (like blubber)'d blur and slip,Without the skull beneath the lip.-John Frederick Nims</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/3902730639388609260/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=3902730639388609260' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/3902730639388609260'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/3902730639388609260'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2007/03/love-and-death.html' title='Love and Death'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-7971472478467107130</id><published>2007-02-03T09:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-03T09:17:51.075-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Way Past Fucking Time</title><summary type='text'>Almost fainted when I read this:A federal judge in New Orleans on Friday ruled that residents of areas heavily flooded when Hurricane Katrina's floodwaters were funneled down a New Orleans navigation channel can sue the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers.It's narrow, but it's something. I'm sure lots of people in St. Bernard (and probably the Lower 9th) are grinning voraciously right now. I hope they </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/7971472478467107130/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=7971472478467107130' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/7971472478467107130'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/7971472478467107130'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2007/02/way-past-fucking-time.html' title='Way Past Fucking Time'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-4560295201375073207</id><published>2007-01-27T12:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-29T09:10:47.027-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Rage</title><summary type='text'>Hey, while I'm "posting" on a "blog," I may as well mention that the most American song ever written, the most Thomas-Paine-friendly lyrics ever (sorry, conservatives, you like the King, not the Congress, and Mr. Paine, that proto-socialist, you would loathe) is Rage Against the Machine's "Killing in the Name of." No, it's not the kind of song the American non-government has loved for sixty years</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/4560295201375073207/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=4560295201375073207' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4560295201375073207'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/4560295201375073207'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2007/01/rage.html' title='Rage'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116667950931933904</id><published>2006-12-20T21:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-20T21:38:29.346-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Prince of the Ring</title><summary type='text'>Goddamn.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116667950931933904/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116667950931933904' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116667950931933904'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116667950931933904'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/12/prince-of-ring.html' title='Prince of the Ring'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116659007593368883</id><published>2006-12-19T20:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-19T20:47:55.960-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Family Survival Kit</title><summary type='text'>Just in time for the holidaze....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116659007593368883/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116659007593368883' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116659007593368883'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116659007593368883'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/12/family-survival-kit.html' title='Family Survival Kit'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116649559835162933</id><published>2006-12-18T18:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-18T19:04:36.370-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Governments Lie</title><summary type='text'>This is the history lesson I was taught only the hazy outlines of in high school and college. And Howard Zinn doesn't even go as far as he should--say, including the goading of the nation into war with Japan and Afghanistan. But he goes plenty far enough for anyone who learns the shadowy, largely untaught history of America's undemocratic, sickening foreign policy, esp. in the post-WWII period, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116649559835162933/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116649559835162933' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116649559835162933'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116649559835162933'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/12/governments-lie.html' title='Governments Lie'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116649249000701431</id><published>2006-12-18T17:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-05T04:56:53.756-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Haiku of the Day</title><summary type='text'>Miasmatic daysFog-filled, living in cottonWhy did she leave me?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116649249000701431/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116649249000701431' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116649249000701431'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116649249000701431'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/12/haiku-of-day.html' title='Haiku of the Day'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116649240286047628</id><published>2006-12-18T17:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-18T17:40:02.900-08:00</updated><title type='text'>How Not to Rob a Liquor Store</title><summary type='text'>Ah, the stupid! It hurts!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116649240286047628/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116649240286047628' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116649240286047628'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116649240286047628'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/12/how-not-to-rob-liquor-store.html' title='How Not to Rob a Liquor Store'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116450672474334482</id><published>2006-11-25T17:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-25T18:06:32.180-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What Reshaping the Middle East Really Means</title><summary type='text'>I read about this over the summer but not in this much convincing detail. Per usual, The Centre for Research on Globalization is way ahead of the curve. Yes, boys and girls, They aren't just considering literally redrawing the borders of countries, they're actually doing it. This was, as pointed out here (esp. in the first bullet point), part of the reason for the Lebanon War last summer. It </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116450672474334482/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116450672474334482' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116450672474334482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116450672474334482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/11/what-reshaping-middle-east-really.html' title='What Reshaping the Middle East Really Means'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116441889778188446</id><published>2006-11-24T17:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-24T17:41:37.836-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Oops</title><summary type='text'>Funny.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116441889778188446/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116441889778188446' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116441889778188446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116441889778188446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/11/oops.html' title='Oops'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116425648543108872</id><published>2006-11-22T20:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-22T20:53:15.060-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Katrinacrat</title><summary type='text'>Thanks to suckers like Donnie McDaniel, I finally started blogging at the Katrinacrat.com. Now I know that me blogging anywhere is close to pointless but that's what pundits are for. At least the unpaid ones. So last night I finally managed to post on the Katrinacrat and hope to pollute that site with the detritus of my ridiculous imagination in the near future.Masochists, read the post here.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116425648543108872/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116425648543108872' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116425648543108872'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116425648543108872'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/11/katrinacrat.html' title='The Katrinacrat'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116417130150095176</id><published>2006-11-21T20:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-21T20:55:01.526-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Ineluctable Question</title><summary type='text'>I understand everybody's wondering if I'm going to run in '08. To reiterate my position, I'm going to take time over the holidays to talk over the possibilities. There's ample reason for this. For one, my lesbian Massachusetts remarried ex-wife would come under even more scrutiny for her investment in fur-seal factory farming. Two, despite my children being full-grown, I have been repeatedly </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116417130150095176/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116417130150095176' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116417130150095176'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116417130150095176'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/11/ineluctable-question.html' title='The Ineluctable Question'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116372796356696423</id><published>2006-11-16T17:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-16T17:46:56.236-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Is There a Journalist in the House?</title><summary type='text'>What conservative wrote this ridiculous headline? Elected House Speaker, Pelosi Suffers First Defeat. Gotta gin up that conflict, eh? How about: "Hoyer Elected Majority Leader" or even "Hoyer Beats Murtha for Majority Leader Post." Such a story should note that Pelosi backed Murtha and why (he was the big force behind her rise in the ranks). But her role in the story is not headline-worthy and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116372796356696423/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116372796356696423' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116372796356696423'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116372796356696423'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/11/is-there-journalist-in-house.html' title='Is There a Journalist in the House?'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116370487574222005</id><published>2006-11-16T11:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-16T11:33:17.073-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Tesla's Dream</title><summary type='text'>Poor Nikola Tesla. He practically invented the modern world of electricity--how it's generated, transported and applied. Thomas Edison shit-canned him and stole his work, enabling him to make piles of cash providing power to cities. Then Marconi stole Tesla's discovery that information could be broadcast wirelessly through electromagnetic fields, eventually giving liars like Rush Limbaugh </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116370487574222005/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116370487574222005' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116370487574222005'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116370487574222005'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/11/teslas-dream.html' title='Tesla&apos;s Dream'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116370435040116458</id><published>2006-11-16T10:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-16T11:12:35.886-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Necrobestiality?</title><summary type='text'>As you read through the columns of headlines every day, there's always an odd story or two that stands out, like yesterday's about the invention of a musical shirt. But this one is so far off the map, it's somewhere on that tropical island in Lost: "Man Has Sex with Dead Deer." That alone would suffice, but the story contains several surprises.A man is accused of having sex with the carcass of a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116370435040116458/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116370435040116458' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116370435040116458'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116370435040116458'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/11/necrobestiality.html' title='Necrobestiality?'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116311033267207991</id><published>2006-11-09T11:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-09T14:12:12.876-08:00</updated><title type='text'>After-Math</title><summary type='text'>Hey, asshole Karl, you might want to read this before 2008.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116311033267207991/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116311033267207991' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116311033267207991'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116311033267207991'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/11/after-math.html' title='After-Math'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116300960147348153</id><published>2006-11-08T10:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-08T10:13:21.516-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bye, Bye, Rummy</title><summary type='text'>Would you like a side order of Resignation with your Woopass?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116300960147348153/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116300960147348153' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116300960147348153'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116300960147348153'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/11/bye-bye-rummy.html' title='Bye, Bye, Rummy'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116300395801193276</id><published>2006-11-08T08:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-08T09:08:30.693-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Whew...</title><summary type='text'>After yesterday's ass-whoopin' that we gave the gee oh pee, I'm supposed to be elated. But I'm not. I'm relieved--extremely relieved. It's the same feeling I got after finishing long, complicated projects or term papers. Maybe I'm feel a tinge of elation if we take the Senate. If nothing else, we narrowed the gap and put what amounts to a Congressional flood gate in government. Anybody feel the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116300395801193276/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116300395801193276' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116300395801193276'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116300395801193276'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/11/whew.html' title='Whew...'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116276576664755683</id><published>2006-11-05T14:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-05T14:29:26.646-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Fake Headline of the Day</title><summary type='text'>Katherine Harris Dead at 90 from Makeup Overdose</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116276576664755683/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116276576664755683' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116276576664755683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116276576664755683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/11/fake-headline-of-day.html' title='Fake Headline of the Day'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116276565101988532</id><published>2006-11-05T14:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-05T14:27:31.020-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Fetus Song</title><summary type='text'>Holy Christ Almighty.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116276565101988532/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116276565101988532' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116276565101988532'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116276565101988532'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/11/fetus-song.html' title='Fetus Song'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116276534635364341</id><published>2006-11-05T14:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-05T14:22:26.413-08:00</updated><title type='text'>It's the Iraqis' Fault</title><summary type='text'>Late last night, I wrote most of a highly ironic post blaming the Iraqis for the decimation of their own country, because that's the logical extreme of the position so many former war cheerleaders are taking. But nutjob Paul at Power Whine beat me to it. I've never been able to tell how much of their preposterous prattle the lobotomized bruderbund at Power Whine believe, but it's frightening to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116276534635364341/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116276534635364341' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116276534635364341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116276534635364341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/11/its-iraqis-fault.html' title='It&apos;s the Iraqis&apos; Fault'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116276227720618748</id><published>2006-11-05T13:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-05T13:31:17.206-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Exit Polls</title><summary type='text'>Come Tuesday, if the exit polls don't match the official vote tallies, it's time to follow the example of Ukraine, Georgia, the Czech Republic and Mexico: Flood the streets and march on Washington. It's our last chance for democracy. After that, all bets are off.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116276227720618748/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116276227720618748' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116276227720618748'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116276227720618748'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/11/exit-polls.html' title='Exit Polls'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116276198356326859</id><published>2006-11-05T13:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-05T13:28:45.910-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Et Tu, Bruce?</title><summary type='text'>Wow. I had no idea that director Richard Linklater (A Scanner Darkly, School of Rock, Dazed and Confused) had joined the 9/11 Truth chorus but on set he handed out DVDs about the twin towers' destruction and (apparently) Bruce Willis was so shaken by what he saw that his understanding of contemporary politics has shifted radically. The Boy King was right when he declared that "9/11 changed </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116276198356326859/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116276198356326859' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116276198356326859'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116276198356326859'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/11/et-tu-bruce.html' title='Et Tu, Bruce?'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116275796595467314</id><published>2006-11-05T12:07:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-05T12:19:25.980-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Hang?</title><summary type='text'>I was surprised to read not that Saddam was sentenced to death but that he was sentenced to hang. What is no surprise is that George Bush, Dick Cheney, Condi Rice, Donald Rumsfeld and the many other murderous sociopathic bastards responsible not only for 9/11 but for the subsequent bloodbath in Iraqistan. They will never be tried. They will never be sentenced. They will never, like Mussolini, be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116275796595467314/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116275796595467314' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116275796595467314'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116275796595467314'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/11/hang_116275796595467314.html' title='Hang?'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116240043288384901</id><published>2006-11-01T08:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-02T23:28:04.780-08:00</updated><title type='text'>From the Department of Obviousness Studies</title><summary type='text'>Dear neurotic, sclerotic "news" media: Kerry was insulting the President, not the troops. But the staff of realitique™ don't expect you to listen to the entire quote in context. Because, frankly, you never do that. Which is why I, a former American news consumer, don't read your shit anymore.Other recent discoveries of the obvious told realitique™, on condition of anonymity, that the obvious </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116240043288384901/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116240043288384901' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116240043288384901'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116240043288384901'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/11/from-department-of-obviousness-studies.html' title='From the Department of Obviousness Studies'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116236005745247968</id><published>2006-10-31T22:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-10-31T21:50:24.106-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Scene of the Day</title><summary type='text'>Osman and girlfriend argue over something trivial, like whether he picked up the coffee or something else. They make up. They head for the bedroom and the camera crew attempts to follow. They angrily tell them to go away and slam the bedroom door in their face. The crew knock and get cursed out in response. We overhear "Oh, well, you'd think he'd like his fifteen months of fame." There is a large</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116236005745247968/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116236005745247968' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116236005745247968'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116236005745247968'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/11/scene-of-day.html' title='Scene of the Day'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116231369059081237</id><published>2006-10-31T08:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-10-31T08:54:50.653-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Find the Differences between the Pictures</title><summary type='text'>Here.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116231369059081237/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116231369059081237' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116231369059081237'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116231369059081237'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/find-differences-between-pictures.html' title='Find the Differences between the Pictures'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116230040548855566</id><published>2006-10-31T04:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-10-31T06:16:46.606-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Halloween</title><summary type='text'>Or happy autumnal equinox, one of four points in the calendar year that is central to primitive religion. It's the source not only of hundreds of thousands of humans sacrificed to non-existent gods but also of Bible stories such as Jericho (the sun "stood still") and Easter (when winter's over and everything is green again--and the godman Jesus ascends to the "Father," or in this case the sun). </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116230040548855566/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116230040548855566' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116230040548855566'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116230040548855566'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/happy-halloween.html' title='Happy Halloween'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116226328318446393</id><published>2006-10-30T18:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-10-30T19:03:03.640-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Saddam Capitulated to US Demands...before the War</title><summary type='text'>Not only has this useless war for oil, money and domination wasted ~2800 American lives, killed tens of thousands of innocent Iraqis and blown off the lips and permanently injured the brains of tens of thousands of American soldiers and Marines and Iraqis, but according to Canadian peace negotiator, at the eleventh hour Saddam agreed to step down and accede to all American demands. The US </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116226328318446393/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116226328318446393' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116226328318446393'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116226328318446393'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/saddam-capitulated-to-us-demandsbefore.html' title='Saddam Capitulated to US Demands...&lt;em&gt;before&lt;/em&gt; the War'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116224724130154180</id><published>2006-10-30T14:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-10-30T14:27:21.353-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Legal Releases</title><summary type='text'>I've been soliciting advice about lawyers, accountants and LLCs for the past few days, so this struck a chord when I read it earlier:The detailed legal releases, which it seems no one ever reads, were presented to people as if they were permission forms for being interviewed by a Kazakh TV show.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116224724130154180/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116224724130154180' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116224724130154180'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116224724130154180'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/legal-releases.html' title='Legal Releases'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116224279251575705</id><published>2006-10-30T13:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-10-30T13:13:12.713-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Booyah!</title><summary type='text'>Good thing the election's coming up. The amount of work involved in making a film, esp. when you don't yet have a staff, is daunting--but fun. I'm all down with the photography, writing, acting and directing, but then there's PR and sales. You have to write and call everybody and juggle their responses. You have to make a press kit. You have to buy equipment, schedule flights, find food and all </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116224279251575705/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116224279251575705' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116224279251575705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116224279251575705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/booyah_30.html' title='Booyah!'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116221090179670657</id><published>2006-10-30T04:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-10-30T04:21:41.823-08:00</updated><title type='text'>New RNC Ads</title><summary type='text'>Here.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116221090179670657/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116221090179670657' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116221090179670657'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116221090179670657'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/new-rnc-ads.html' title='New RNC Ads'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116212427087114261</id><published>2006-10-29T04:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-10-31T18:45:35.746-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Tim Osman Wants to Kill Your Children</title><summary type='text'>Here's the script for the teaser trailer that I'm going to film in a month or two.  If you're local and are interested or know anything about movies or have equipment we can borrow or money you desperately want to give away or know anybody with any connections to Famous or Powerful People, please, let me know.If you're not used to reading movie scripts, the format is pretty much like a play, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116212427087114261/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116212427087114261' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116212427087114261'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116212427087114261'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/tim-osman-wants-to-kill-yo_116212427087114261.html' title='Tim Osman Wants to Kill Your Children'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116198844816020062</id><published>2006-10-27T15:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-27T15:39:45.083-07:00</updated><title type='text'>So You Want to Make a Movie?</title><summary type='text'>Well, yes. Actually, the staff here at realitique™ headquarters beneath Sav-A-Center in our concrete, electromagnetically shielded bunker is busily working on the script and hitting up friends and connections for roles and general aid. When we get a short clip produced, don't worry, we'll be begging for change, so save up those nickels and dimes boys and girls. And if you can act, have piles of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116198844816020062/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116198844816020062' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116198844816020062'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116198844816020062'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/so-you-want-to-make-movie.html' title='So You Want to Make a Movie?'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116185480453091358</id><published>2006-10-26T02:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-26T02:26:44.553-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Next War? (Update)</title><summary type='text'>I don't know about you, but when the snows fall in October, I get all misty eyed about military adventure. Maybe it's the football. But it feels like it's time to get our asses back in the slaughterhouse and get to killing some Islamonazishariafascists, and what better target this season than Iran? Seems the Administration is thinking the same thing. Please join me in a prayer to Mars, beseeching</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116185480453091358/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116185480453091358' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116185480453091358'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116185480453091358'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/next-war-update.html' title='The Next War? (Update)'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116180764251647597</id><published>2006-10-25T13:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-25T13:22:25.350-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Withdrawal Method</title><summary type='text'>Ooo. Mmm. Ahhh. Great sounds in the proper context. Unfortunately, the context is consternation, not copulation. Watch the striking similarities between the "arguments" of the Nixon White House (or Bush's precursor) and those of Joe "Bush" Lieberman on the Vietraq War.I understand that it's "hard" to "pull out" and "end" the war. But as Bill Maher said last week, we wanted to "penetrate Iraq and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116180764251647597/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116180764251647597' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116180764251647597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116180764251647597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/withdrawal-method.html' title='Withdrawal Method'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116175076253817109</id><published>2006-10-24T21:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-24T21:32:42.563-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Great Sketch Experiment</title><summary type='text'>JibJab got John Landis to direct six short comedy sketches. Vote for your favorites. While they're all good, "So You Want to Be a Cop" and "Small World" are the best. The latter is hilarious.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116175076253817109/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116175076253817109' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116175076253817109'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116175076253817109'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/great-sketch-experiment.html' title='The Great Sketch Experiment'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116174199726603499</id><published>2006-10-24T19:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-24T19:08:03.020-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Drive</title><summary type='text'>Since returning home a year ago, I've photographed all the devastated areas of the city. While I was doing so--and it took its toll on me emotionally--I kept wishing I had a good video camera, because it was impossible to capture the extent of the devastation with still photographs. It's one thing to see a ruined house sitting atop a car, the detritus of its owners' private lives spilling onto </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116174199726603499/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116174199726603499' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116174199726603499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116174199726603499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/drive.html' title='The Drive'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116173733398842801</id><published>2006-10-24T17:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-24T17:48:54.020-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Which Party Supports the Troops?</title><summary type='text'>Not the Gee Oh Pee.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116173733398842801/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116173733398842801' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116173733398842801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116173733398842801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/which-party-supports-troops.html' title='Which Party Supports the Troops?'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116170652996500339</id><published>2006-10-24T09:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-24T09:15:58.970-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Khazakstan</title><summary type='text'>First four minutes of the movie here. (Via Raw Story via Huffington.) Got your tickets yet?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116170652996500339/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116170652996500339' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116170652996500339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116170652996500339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/borat-cultural-learnings-of-america.html' title='Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Khazakstan'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116170347211620672</id><published>2006-10-24T08:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-24T08:24:32.150-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Quote of the Day</title><summary type='text'>Recently, George Michael openly smoked a joint during a TV interview and confessed, "Christ, if I drank as much as I smoke, I'd look like Keith Richards."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116170347211620672/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116170347211620672' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116170347211620672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116170347211620672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/quote-of-day.html' title='Quote of the Day'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116163808522623966</id><published>2006-10-23T14:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-23T14:14:45.270-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Are You Sitting Down II?</title><summary type='text'>Um, uh...this is.... Know what? Just watch.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116163808522623966/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116163808522623966' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116163808522623966'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116163808522623966'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/are-you-sitting-down-ii.html' title='Are You Sitting Down II?'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116162705953359585</id><published>2006-10-23T11:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-23T11:42:18.913-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Are You Sitting Down?</title><summary type='text'>Sometimes things are simpler than they might appear - and they involve envelopes of cash.–Daniel EllsbergFor those who know a good bit about the blockbuster dirty secrets of Bush, Reagan and Iran-Contra, connections between drug-smuggling, arms dealing/smuggling and various Western intelligence services will come as no surprise. But then there's Sibel Edmonds, who can (apparently) link widespread</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116162705953359585/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116162705953359585' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116162705953359585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116162705953359585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/are-you-sitting-down.html' title='Are You Sitting Down?'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116157100131304901</id><published>2006-10-22T19:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-22T19:36:41.356-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Exsqueeze Me?</title><summary type='text'>The Boy King claims his Administration was never "stay the course." Next: Bush reveals that he never claimed Iraq had WMD or that Osama was connected to 9/11. (Via Atrios.)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116157100131304901/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116157100131304901' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116157100131304901'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116157100131304901'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/exsqueeze-me.html' title='Exsqueeze Me?'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116147189613347703</id><published>2006-10-21T15:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-24T17:33:57.476-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Next War?</title><summary type='text'>There's been lots of buzz recently about both an impending "October Surprise" and war with Iran. There's good reason to conclude the two are one and the same. But with the recent outbreak of what radio goddess Stephanie Miller calls "mastergate" or "La Cage aux Foley," the predictable pre-election fear-mongering has been thrown out of whack. I don't know if war with Iran was the planned October </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116147189613347703/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116147189613347703' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116147189613347703'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116147189613347703'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/next-war_21.html' title='The Next War?'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116114287904326062</id><published>2006-10-17T20:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-22T22:26:05.403-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Habeas Corpus: RIP (No, Really)</title><summary type='text'>Well, volk, it's legal now (don't say we didn't warn you). Kiss your Bill of Rights goodbye.UPDATE (Not Exactly): From CBS and ABC morning news to NPR, I have heard nothing but whitewash from every Mainstream News Media outlet today. If you've heard something substantive, please, let me know. E&amp;P sums up what most of the "news" sounded like. As pathetic as NPR's coverage was, at least they let </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116114287904326062/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116114287904326062' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116114287904326062'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116114287904326062'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/habeas-corpus-rip-no-really.html' title='Habeas Corpus: RIP (No, Really)'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116084452407910632</id><published>2006-10-14T09:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-14T10:11:06.976-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Wire</title><summary type='text'>In an interview with former Attorney General John "Cromwell" Ashcroft to be published tomorrow, the golden-throated crooner had this to say:Defending the president's policy on torture, he says, "I think there is a very sound argument for saying that those who violate the Geneva Conventions should not benefit from its provisions." When Solomon reminds him that that the U.S. stands for rights for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116084452407910632/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116084452407910632' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116084452407910632'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116084452407910632'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/wire.html' title='The Wire'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116051285414206133</id><published>2006-10-10T13:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-10T13:40:54.196-07:00</updated><title type='text'>MIA</title><summary type='text'>Cut finger; can barely type.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116051285414206133/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116051285414206133' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116051285414206133'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116051285414206133'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/mia.html' title='MIA'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998523.post-116034670332149224</id><published>2006-10-08T15:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-08T15:44:04.740-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Is It Fascism Yet? (Chapter Umpteen)</title><summary type='text'>I know, I know, the following list was written by some dumbass academic and scholar (obviously an Osama-loving pinko librul) but I was just rereading the fourteen points of fascism, and I have to say that, yes, we're there. Not in the jack-booted-thugs-in-the-street sense, but very much in the social, legal and political sense. I'm not sure that any American government these days would risk </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/feeds/116034670332149224/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8998523&amp;postID=116034670332149224' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116034670332149224'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8998523/posts/default/116034670332149224'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://realitique.blogspot.com/2006/10/is-it-fascism-yet-chapter-umpteen.html' title='Is It Fascism Yet? (Chapter Umpteen)'/><author><name>The Author</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-D3sMwqRFxHM/Ta_fzf593wI/AAAAAAAAATg/bNyoGtm7zlo/s220/onitsuka-tiger-shoe.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
